What a tweet!

For those of you that thought this might be a blog about Twitter, then sorry...but it is a very funny story.

Apparently a man travelling from Dubai was stopped at Melbourne airport the other day for smuggling pigeons in his tights.

Two eggs were found inside a multivitamin container carried by the passenger, who comes from Melbourne, and a further search revealed that he was wearing tights with a live bird stashed down each leg. The question is, would the birds have been discovered if the eggs hadn't given the game away?

Brings a whole new meaning to budgie smugglers!