On today's news agenda...

I'm reading a newspaper while finishing off my lunch (as an aside, I don't recommend the falafel wrap from the sandwich lady). Admittedly it's not a very high quality newpaper, kind of a News of the World - Dubai style. It's called 7Days (though only actually published 5 times a week)

Standing apart from its daily rivals, which are reporting on Abu Dhabi's investment in Virgin Galactic or a woman's body washing up on a beach in Ras Al Khaimah, I'm delighted to read in this newspaper that Esther Rantzen is running in the Luton South constituency election; and an unnamed 67-year old lady got stuck in her own toilet in Queensland, Australia.